Gosh, the news has been grim lately. There are shocking levels of poverty in this country and it is only getting worse. SAT reading scores have fallen to the lowest level on record. Some people cheer at the notion that someone without health insurance should be left to die. Economist Paul Krugman tells Steven Colbert that our economy is “functionally like the Depression.”
Actually, I think it’s more like our brains are functionally in a depression. I know some people are thinking that a few Tanqueray martinis might be in order but I just heard about a better, healthier solution: just laugh! Who knew?
There is a new study out about how “the physical act of laughing” itself makes us feel good. Writes the New York Times, “The simple muscular exertions involved in producing the familiar ha, ha, ha … trigger an increase in endorphins, the brain chemicals known for their feel-good effect.”
We do our best at ThePopTort to find humor in a pretty dry topic – the tort system. Bor-ing! So we at least try to mock sanctimonious hypocrites whenever we can.
For example, well-know chemical company Dupont has made no secret of the fact that they dislike being sued or paying punitive damages for causing environmental disasters, which Greenpeace says “continue to jeopardize the lives of about 9 million Americans.” For example, in 2008 we reported that Dupont would be heading straight to the appeals court to challenge a judge’s ruling that Dupont had engaged in:
wanton, willful and reckless conduct in its operation of the [zinc] smelter in the small town of Spelter, [West Virginia]...Among other things, DuPont was ordered to pay $196.2 million in punitive damages to residents who claimed the company downplayed and lied about health threats from arsenic, cadmium and lead in the air, water and soil for decades.
The company has also made it part of its political mission to push for laws that cut off the legal rights of everyday Americans. For example, they are a member of the disturbing corporate coalition called the New Jersey Lawsuit Reform Alliance, whose sole mission is to eviscerate the legal rights of New Jersey residents.
But today, this company took a little break from fighting jury verdicts and went ahead and got one for itself. In fact, some might even call it an eye-popping verdict - more than $919 million - after it sued a South Korea company for one of those life-or-death trade secret violations involving a Dupont fiber. It’s the third-largest jury verdict on record for this entire year, yet still not enough for this profiteering company. Now they want punitive damages too!
If hypocrisy like this makes you laugh, we are happy to have helped you today. If not, well, there’s always Charlie Bit My Finger.



